Band Sayings

"It's OK, I'm with the band".

"The band drinks for free".

"She'll be waiting for you backstage after the show".

"You'll get paid right after the show".

"Of course I'll help you with the gear".

"The other band said we can use their drums/bass rig/guitar amp/PA".

"We'll have someone there to take the cash at the door".

"We had nothing to do with your breakup! Your relationship was already messed up!".

"We're the headliner".

I know there must be at least a hundred others out there. Any takers?

Guitarist: Dude, Turn down!
Bassist: Hey Bro, I can't hear myself as it is....

Play more 8th notes and stop the "Geddy Lee" ****!


I Need all 20 of these guitars, one for each sound!

"If you dug our music, come over after the set and buy a demo and a t shirt." (Because 3/4 of the band is unemployed, we're starving and we got at least 40 more beers to go before we can justify spending any money on food.)

"We wanna thank ... whoever the band was that played before us and stick around for ... whoever is gonna play next ... give em a hand. Allright!"

" or something like that"

"It's a guaranteed sell-out! Everyone will be there!"

"Of course I'll help pack out at the end of the night."

"I'm on the guest list."

"I'll put you on the guest list."

"You can have as many people as you like on the guest list."

"What guest list?"